To everyone who COmplimented my Cat, Soap, I told her all the nice things you said about her. She stared at me like a Rock in return. Blankly. Even though she didn't change her facial expression, I know deep down inside she's thinking, "No fucking duh, of course I'm cute. Treaties instead." and then she swatted at Remo(dog) for butting into the attention zone shortly after.

(She's the snob of the house)