<u< Last night I dreamt that my dead gram opened up my NSFW sketchbook filled with Sin x everything while I was buying a ham n egg sandwich. I would absolutely die if that ever happened. She's a sweet old lady, but also the super religious type where people with animal ears are devils, so I can only imagine her reaction to my nsfw sketchbook. I'd shrivel into a raisin.
The sandwich: Muffin, cheese, two eggs, two ham, ketchup, cheese, muffin.